"One of the advantages of living alone is that you don't have to wake up in the arms of a loved one."

"Let's face it...most relationships you have in life don't work out."

"War kills men, and men deplore the loss; but war also crushes bad principles and tyrants, and so saves societies."

"How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions and I be buried in no other!"

"Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections."

"The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing."

"Skill and confidence are an unconquered army."

"I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad."

"The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work."

"I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly."

"The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks."

"If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane."