"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"'Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city."

"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm."

"Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you."

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."

"My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?"

"The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back in the glass."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work."

"Knowing is half the battle."