"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes."

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!"

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"

"Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go"

"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."

"Courage is fear that has said its prayers."

"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."

"The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny."

"If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks."