"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."

"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."

"Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing ; between 5 it's fantastic ..."

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."

"Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant."

"The uncompromising attitude is more indicative of an inner uncertainty than a deep conviction. The implacable stand is directed more against the doubt within than the assailant without."

"If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick."

"Art washes away the dust of everyday life."

"He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far off the town is."

"I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf."