"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."

"A guilty conscience needs no accuser."

"Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it."

"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget."

"Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday."

"A dreamer lives for eternity."

"To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance."

"The giving of riches and honors to a wicked man is like giving strong wine to him that hath a fever."

"Never give advice... A wise man won't need it A fool won't heed it."

"When kings the sword of justice first lay down; They art no kings, though they posess the crown; Titles are shadows, crowns are empty things, The good of subjects is the end of kings."

"The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons."

"The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men"