"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power."

"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket."

"Apothegms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feelings."

"I think that wherever your journey takes you, there are new gods waiting there, with divine patience -- and laughter."

"Men have been wise in many different modes; but they have always laughed the same way."

"There is no wealth but life."