"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

"Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most."

"We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives."

"If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?"

"Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough."

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."

"It is with a word as with an arrow - once let it loose and it does not return."

"There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever."

"Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything."

"Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth."

"All governmental intervention has as its object a forcible altering of what people would do were they unrestrained."

"One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing."