"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence."

"I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or make you feel miserable either. Life is just supposed to make you feel."

"Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way."

"No pessimest ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit."

"Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is!"

"If superstition enters, the brain is gone."