"Who knew that dog saliva can mend a broken heart?"

"If you can't return a favor, pass it on."

"When kids hit the age of one, they're like miniature drunks. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh, then two minutes later they're crying. They drool."

"Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend."

"A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about."

"Language exists only on the surface of our consciousness. The great human struggles are played out in silence and in the ability to express oneself."

"God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me."

"You really never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view...until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."

"Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival."

"This dependence on the visual connection with objects is a common trait among hoarders."

"I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'"

"Faith, noun. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel"