"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"We're all in this alone."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

"There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct or more uncertain in its success than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things."

"It is better to live for one day as a tiger than to live for a thousand years as a sheep."

"Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well."

"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn."

"It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office."

"Knowledge would be fatal, it is the uncertainty that charms one. A mist makes things beautiful."