"There are words which sever hearts more than sharp swords; there are words the point of which sting the heart through the course of a whole life."

"You are the most beautiful girl that has ever lived, and it is worth dying to have kissed you."

"I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them."

"First make yourself unpopular, then people will take you seriously."

"Fear Not. What is not real, never was and never will be. What is real, always was and cannot be destroyed."

"Courtly love-poetry may first have been written during long periods of abstinence on the Crusades, but it would not have flourished in the cold of northern Europe without some help from the chimney."

"Do not be wise in words - be wise in deeds."

"The world began when I was born and the world is mine to win"

"Listen: We are here to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."

"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph."

"We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must never let it leak out that we have not."

"Without an adversary prowess shrivels. We see how great and efficient it really is only when it shows by endurance what it is capable of."