"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic."

"A modern U.S. Navy cruiser now requires 26 tons of manuals. This is enough to affect the vessel's performance."

"The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention."

"The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously."

"Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as possible of its environment into itself."

"Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is!"

"Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any."

"Vote early and vote often."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"I Dream of Her Always , Even When I Don't Dream ..."