"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try buying them without money?"

"Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men."

"The world is so constructed, that if you wish to enjoy its pleasures, you must also endure its pains. Whether you like it or not, you cannot have one without the other."

"One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present."

"Call no man foe, but never love a stranger."

"EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state."

"He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most; God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us."