"Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow."

"To each his own. (Suum Cuique)"

"A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."

"For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones."

"If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time."

"One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present."

"Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."

"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."

"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."